I love gays as much as I love money.

Gives you hell

2009-11-03T20:01:00.002+08:00

I'm gonna make you cry blood.
I'll hurt you so much, you'll forget how to scream.
Of all the people in this world,
you chose to offend me.
Now you'll have to bear the consequences.
You'll be living in hell
Physically, and mentally.
I didn't make you.
You chose to be this way.

This, is my hatred for pigs.

This ain't a dream

2009-10-27T20:00:00.002+08:00

Yes, I got an A.
Yes, I screamed.

I love Mc-monopoly.

I seriously didn't mean to skip school today.
I think.
I
can't
wake
up

Yes, exams are fucking over.

2009-10-20T22:39:00.002+08:00

Today, I became a pumpkin fan.
Believe me,
Cold Storage is the best place to have fun.
There were,
- Small pumpkins
- Big pumpkins ( bigger than what you imagine )
( They're very expensive )
- Monster masks (they're everywhere)
- Witches pointy hat
- Indian Corns
- Disgusting juice.
ANYWAY ITS GOOD FUN.

Hazel's a bitch.
I had to wait for her until the movie's over.
So Yasmin and I went around.
Laughing like nobody's business
Times, Sasa, Diva, Popular, Urbanwrite, Cold Storage, FROLICK.

They came to the queen's house.
Mine.
We did (something) and Yasmin read Stilton's books.
Then we had Popeye's
Spicy! *Tougues out*
There was a scary experience when we went to toilet.
HAHAHHH.
And we went back to frolick's.

Frolick's the best
Yasmin had it twice
Today's a Tues
So there's 1-for-1 promo and I had to eat it with her.
And she ate it again after Popeye's.
This time w/ Hazel.
There was a fly-fly-fly-fly-fly when they were gonna finish.
And I exchanged it for them. Another 70z bitch.

Me: Erm there's a fly, see?
Frolick Person: Okay so I change it for you kay?
Me: Huh? Really ah? But we eat alot alr leh.
FP: Of course I change la. Then what you want me to do? Eat this fly meh? No, I won't eat it.
Hazel came over to look. :D:D:D
H: Eh! Tell the person not so much!
Boss turns around: *holding full cup* any toppings?
H: No.

The whole thing was way better.
Anyway, exams are so over
And Mdm Tay said, "GAME OVER!"
It's good.
It's fun.
I wanna buy the buttons. Like Yasmin.
She's crazy over colours.
D:

Deborah likes to embarrass herself in public.

I wanna f-f-fuck you hard as I can

2009-10-07T00:50:00.003+08:00

I do hope you will make it.
No more excuses, okay?

I know that it's over, so why am I tripping?
And we never were, so why am I sinking?
I'm sorry for all I've done, cause I didn't mean it.
And if anything goes wrong, you can put the blame on me.
It's just one last chance.
I want your f-f-f-f-future love,
I want your f-f-f-f-future love,
Would you be my f-f-f-f-future love,
I want your f-f-f-f-future love
Would you be my f-f-f-f-fu-ture man,
I wanna f-f-fuck you hard as I can,
Would you be my f-f-f-future man,
I wanna f-f-f-future man.

Baby I'm feelin' so out of this world,
baby with you I'm a dif-fer-ent girl,
(uh-oh, oh)
You're my fu-ture love.

I've been workin',
In engineering,
All our chem-estries,
And our situ-ations,
Workin' out our sex e-quations

Zzz.

2009-10-06T19:33:00.001+08:00

Tmr is gonna be so boring.
I think Mdm R is ultimate stupid.
I don't want to go to school anymore.

I'm gonna kill you if you don't see me tmr.

After Dentist

2009-10-05T23:27:00.002+08:00

I love you, but I don't like you all the time

Hot n Cold

2009-10-02T23:24:00.004+08:00

What's the matter with you?
Or is it what's the matter with ME.
You're as cold as ice
As hot as flame.
Like the sea.
You're as bad as a motherf-.
But so what?
I've been trying so hard.
Thinking of what to do
To break this big block of ice.
You don't know anything
Because I never told you.

I felt wonderful that day
I'm praying for a meteor shower
So dreams will come true.
And there will not be anymore unfulfilled wishes.
But there's nothing there.
You care, don't you.
I know, cause you showed.

Thanks Ryne.
Alot.

Fireflies

2009-09-30T22:55:00.000+08:00

You're so warm.
So addicting.
I'm never getting enough.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say
That I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Cause everything is never as it seems

x-men

2009-09-10T19:11:00.002+08:00

I can't stand you.
You're so controlling.
I kept pushing you away
But you kept coming back.
Please, just don't do it anymore.
It pissed me off
And it just doesn't do you good.
You're just making me hate you even more.
I've let you in once.
But I'm not gonna let you in again.
I'll die because it's killing me.
I admit it.
I used to ___.
But not anymore.
I shouldn't have went out with you.
Then I wouldn't have such negative feelings about you.
Now I think you suck like damn old hell.
It's really killing me.
Sufferings.

If You Seek Amy (Part 2)

2009-09-09T16:35:00.002+08:00

Okay.
Looks like I'm the smarter one who got it quick.

If = F
You = U
See = C
k A = K
my = Me

IfYouSeekAmy -> f.u.c.k me.

So the whole thing is actually about
[ All the boys and all the girls are begging to f.u.c.k me ]
And that the song, "If You Seek Amy", just about fucking Britney.
As simple as that.

If You Seek Amy

2009-09-07T17:04:00.003+08:00

I wish I wasn't that stupid to figure this like only now.
"All the boys and all the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy"
=
"All the boys and all the girls are begging to (if-you-see-ka-my)"

So,
If You Seek Amy
if you see ka my
F U C K ME.

Oh wow, Britney IS smart.

Lady Gaga - 'Live' in SG 12 Aug 09

2009-08-13T19:19:00.002+08:00

Yesterday was the best day ever.
I attended Gaga's concert
But I can't deny that I was fucking pissed before it started.
She was late for like, an hour?!
I almost walked off.
But thanks to mum,
Who said I would be wasting a fucking 98,
I continued to wait by treating myself to 2 cups of Coke.
So I wasted $10 because I was already dehydrating.
In case if you don't know, the Coke was $5 for each cup.
Like, wtf.
But the concert was amazing.
I'm missing it already!
Too bad for those who missed it.
I was up, near the front.
There was this nerd girl shaking her ass off.
And shouting 'disco sticks!'
I've controlled myself from not shoving one into your mouth.
It was hot, so hot, I ran away.
So I sat on the artificial grass beside the 'bar'
And drowning in my cups of Coke.
Staring at the 10 000 people.
Anyway, I enjoyed myself.
It was the best thing ever.
Btw, I made a new friend.
He's called David.

xoxo
Gaga likes chilli crab.

2 weeks

2009-07-27T22:02:00.002+08:00

I just bloody realised that I hadn't blog for like, 2 weeks before the previous post.
3 Cheers.
Hip hip hooray.

I miz The Arena. How fun. :(

Miz Haz.

2009-07-27T20:52:00.003+08:00

Hazel! I love you. No, Weesheng loves you!

Gah, this took time. Appreciate it because this is the best thing ever.

I know you feel like slapping me a zillion times right now.

Today, training started.

Today, we saw the 2 ~~fat~~ plump soccer boys who are not fat now, aw.

One of them is D's ~~man~~ woman.

Bye, suckers. Be back for more becauze there're loads I want to show you. D:

I never thought I'd be in love like this
When I look at you my mind goes on a trip
Then you came in, and knocked me on my face
Feels like in I'm a race
But I already won first place

Death, Insanity and Depression

2009-07-13T18:18:00.002+08:00

What is Death?
How do you feel when you are insane?
Why do you even get depression?

Where do we go after we die?
What are ghosts?
And what are spirits?
People asks, people asks, and people asks some more.
Its the strangest thing in your whole thing,
Trying your hardest to believe.
You want to know.
But you don't want to see.
So you just want to know.
Therefore, you will never know.
Its hard, isn't it?

Why do people get crazy?
Is it because our brain malfunction or anything?
Or something broke inside our brain,
Making us lose almost everything.
And then being the most scariest person you might be in others' lives.
Is insanity curable?
I don't know.

Depression.
Thinking way too much, is the ultimate bad thing to even do.
But on one hand, you chose to do it.
So don't even bother, about anything.
Do. Not. Get. Depression.
Get it?

Sometimes, I like this
And then sometimes, I don't like this again.
But I always love J.S.G
Hearts.

I pray to a god,
That I don't believe in.

Lady Gaga - Second Time Around

2009-07-08T19:45:00.001+08:00

http://www.imeem.com/people/ac-93U/music/uZi1BNFc/lady-gaga-second-time-around/

New leaked Lady Gaga song.
Its different, but enjoy.
Cheers.

Poker and Firefighter

2009-07-08T19:41:00.001+08:00

We had few rounds of poker and 'firefighter'.
So stupid, entertaining.
Next time, I want a bigger group.

I'm so unpredictable, you don't know what to think
So unemotional, wonder if I'm still in love
You see, I don't know what to tell you now
It's always harder the second time around
I'm so unbreakable, just like you used to be
So unemotional, boy I can't forget the way you were with me
I don't know what to tell you know
It's always harder the second time around

Obsession.

2009-06-27T23:21:00.002+08:00

Oh so cool.
Buy me one of these,
I want one.
I know, its impossible.
Why does she always create so many amazing stuffs?
I like, you like?

RIP

2009-06-26T16:12:00.002+08:00

So many people died
That's sad.
Goodbye.

Get to know yourself better.

2009-06-24T18:42:00.001+08:00

Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education:
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:
You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

MMVA '09

2009-06-23T21:35:00.002+08:00

Omg, great news!
Lady Gaga has won the International Video of the Year Award.
And her performance? Amazing, really.
Next, she's gonna win the Teen Choice Awards.
5 Norminations babe.
No joke. Kill myself, kill you.
Shock shock shock!
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Result from lack of sleep. 6AM.

2009-06-20T06:09:00.004+08:00

Deprived of sleep.
Mummy!

Daddy!

Come home nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Its 6.14 already.

I'm not sleeping until you're back!

hmmph.

Fmylife.com - FML #2933331

2009-06-18T23:53:00.003+08:00

fmylife.com:
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

Electrical uncharged

2009-06-18T23:12:00.002+08:00

I want to buy thing from Ebay.
I need a credit card.
NOW.
Why can't they just fucking sell the singles in Singapore?
Have to go through all the stupid trouble.
Maybe its worth it?

Disco Stick

2009-06-18T15:10:00.002+08:00

www.lady-gaga.net
See!
I told you people that the disco stick is a dick.
Yet you chose not to believe me.
Because you don't understand,
What she's writing
What she's expressing.
Seriously, isn't it obvious enough?

Also, Cherry Cherry Boom Boom.
Its for Cherrytree Records.
Not popping a cherry.
Because Space Cowboy does it too
And he's in Cherrytree.
Get it?

This is just a prove for those who chose not to believe in me.
You can fucking not read it.

-

2009-06-17T23:34:00.002+08:00

Because most of the time, its without me
Because reasons might be excuses
Because words can be misleading
Because talking maybe lying

Because a hint is a clue
Because tears are just eye drops
Because the wind blows your mind
Because your boobs are fake

Because the ice melts
Because lasers shoot
Because ninjas are assasins
Because I can kill you

Because you owe me
Because the bitch is me
Because I hate you
Because I love you

Because every step is a mistake
Therefore, dreams can't be achieved.

12 August.

2009-06-17T14:35:00.000+08:00

I love 12 August.
Don't you know why, stupid?
BecauZe LG is coming for a public, actual concert.
Yippee.
Mr. Gay, *he claimed to be*, is gonna bring me there. :D
Shut up you people.

#1.

2009-06-10T14:17:00.000+08:00

I know I'm addicted.
A.D.D.I.C.T.E.D you see.
Love her, for all she has done.
To make pop culture proud.
To make people proud.